The 2009 Bucket List

I have no plans to kick the bucket in 2009, but when 2009 kicks the bucket and 2010 begins I would like to have a few of these things checked off my list.

1. Take a 4 day Mexican cruise over a long weekend. $200.00 well spent!
2. See Wicked in San Francisco. Tickets are on sale now!
3. Sing "The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Music" while running through a wild flower covered hill.
4. Have a picnic on the little island in Emerald Bay
5. Climb a tree
6. Write Arco a letter and tell them to take their .45 transaction fee and suck it.
7. Spend lots of time at my cabin in Tahoe.
8. Make-out while in the car wash at Shell Gas Station.
9. Go skinny dipping then deny it to everyone later.
10. Milk a cow.
11. Sell insurance to Emard Co. already!! If not, then Homewood Lumber!
12. Put on a short little golfers skirt, blow the dust off my clubs and golf a full 18 holes.
13. Check another state off my "states I've never been to" list.
14. Learn to say something sassy in spanish with a valley girl accent.
15. Take piano lessons.
16. Help Ryder memorize one of his books so people think he is a boy genius reading at 2.
17. Fake a proposal in the middle of Taco Bell.
18. Put on a big gaudy hat and meet my girlfriends for tea and crumpets.
19. Make-out under the castle at Disneyland.
20. Have dinner at Mid-Evil Times.
21. Talk crap about Obama every chance I get.
22. Make that wake my "B" out on Mel and Matties boat.
23. Frolic on the beach in North Carolina
24. See all Florida has to offer.
25. Adopt a fish.
26. Shamelessly flirt with old men.
27. Run a half marathon.
28. Put on a gangsta top hat (tilted to "da" side) and play a round of Texas Hold'em in Reno.
29. Skydive (Yes Grandpa, I want to jump out of a perfectly good plane!)
30. Go to my 10 year class reunion and act really plastic to all the old plastics.
31. Sit on a chair as it's lifted up to do the Horah at a Bar Mitzvah.
32. Take a pilgrimage to beautiful Quincy, Ca. ;)
33. Belly Dance.
34. Speak in a really bad, annoying southern accent while in Tennessee.
35. Make-out in the Banana Republic dressing room.
36. Get in my car and start to drive with no destination, see where I end up.
37. Obviously and obnoxiously point and laugh at cars passing by with the Jack-in-the Box head on their antenna.
38. Jump on a trampoline.
39. Stay at the Pelican Inn Bed and Breakfast at Muir Beach... I've ALWAYS wanted to stay there!
40. Take a morning run across the Golden Gate Bridge.
41. Take a weekend rafting trip.
42. Train the builders exchange members to bring me Go Girls.
43. Put on a cowboy hat and go horseback riding.
44. Shoot a gun.
45. Go camping...and sleep under the stars.
46. Perfect my game of Uno.
47. Take the Strip-Tease class at 24 hour.
48. Plant a garden.
49. Potty train my kid once and for all!!!
..........and last...........
50. Watch the movie The Bucket List....I hear it's good!